B: Mommy! momma, are you my friend?! Did you miss me?! (When im out of sight for 30 seconds!)
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B: daddy, I want a blue dooder. Daddy: a what?!
B: a dooder, a blue one.
Me: (laughing uncontrollably) a scooter daddy, a blue scooter!
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B: momma, there's a chin chiwwa on that tire! a chin chiwwa! Look, right there!
Me: oh, that's a squirrel.
B: no momma, it's a chinchilla.
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B: I need to see the boose! The boose on that train!
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Daddy (to B): if you want to stay outside, you need to keep your pants on.
B: no thanks, I'll go inside then!
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Oh, this kid is too funny!